Flightplan

I never thought I'd ever say this, but Jodie Foster totally sucks in this flick. She overplays every scene to the point that her eyes look like they're going to bug out of her skull and that vein in her forehead almost bursts. After falling asleep on a brand new super plane, Jodie realizes her daughter has disappeared and thinks everyone on board kidnapped her for some reason or another. Was it the stereotypical Al Queda types? The somnambulist Captain? The spazoid passenger who likes to start fights? Who cares?! This flick may have a cool visual style, but it's boring as hell and predictable from start to finish. And no airplane has that many open crawlspaces for children to get lost in or flight attendants to fuck in.

0.5 out of 5


*written 2/9/06