Snakes on a Plane

This was the movie event of the summer for me. After months of hype this finally showed up in theaters and I could witness it in all it's cheesy glory and the wait was definitely worth it! From the title you KNOW exactly what this flick is about, and that's exactly what you get with a shitload of comedy thrown in for good measure. The only problem is that you have to sit through 20 minutes of poorly directed, poorly written and poorly acted crap before the festivities begin. Once the snakes are released on the plane and all hell breaks loose the fun starts and never stops. And all the re-shoot footage, which is blatantly obvious, adds to the hokey glee of it all (seeing a chick get her nipple sucked on by a rattler was the shizzy), and there are a TON of totally quotable lines from all the cast of this brilliantly goofy thriller that no fan of movies should miss! And Sam Jackson is the fucking man!!!! "I've had it with these muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane!" Pure genius! 

4.5 out of 5


*written 9/7/06