Dirty Love

Jenny McCarthy's first screenwriting effort isn't as funny as she seems to think it is. She plays a hot chick who gets dumped by her model boyfriend and she refuses to give him up, so she mopes around for the film's 90 minute run time trying to come up with ways to get him back. But what did the whole evil menstrual cycle have to do with anything? Seriously, she runs up and down the aisles of a supermarket looking for cheap tampons while bleeding everywhere she goes. It's nasty yet kinda hysterical at the same time, but serves no purpose other than to pad the length. It's sick and twisted, but in the end it isn't all that funny. It's just juvenile.

1.5 out of 5


*written 2/9/06